He’s creepy and he’s kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
He’s all together ooky,
It’s Milford Connolly!
His Garden’s a museum
Where people come to see ‘im
He really is a scream
He’s Milford Connolly!
(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)
So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We’re gonna pay a call on
Milford Connolly!
That’s right kiddies; Uncle Milford from the Garden of Truth has taken out his Indiana Jones hat and excavated one of the most blood curdling tales, ever. The infamous, evil, notorious blook, once thought long lost and forgotten, El Centro! (cue spooky music). Wiggle and squeal as Uncle Milford leads us out of the Garden of Forking Paths into the Garden of Truth, Justice and the American Way! Wallow in this special Samhain (Halloween to you lay people) edition of The G-Spot, Number 16, The Garden of Truth digs up the rotting corpse of El Centro and reanimates it!
Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a 2 part audiobook special. Part 2 is here.
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